Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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