She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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