That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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