ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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