plz talk dirty to me
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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