:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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