Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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