Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
This beer is not sobering me up at all
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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