my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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