there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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