come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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