Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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