I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
two words...techno handjob
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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