Barsexuality is the new black.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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