remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.