He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE