All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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