yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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