When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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