we're blogging at a bar
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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