what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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