I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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