Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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