Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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