What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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