Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts