i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.