My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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I could fuck to npr.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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