And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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