sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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