there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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