Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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