bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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