the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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