she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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