I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
im six kinds of drunk right now
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."