He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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