in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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