Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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