I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
do herpes really smell.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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