escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it was like eating out sand paper
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So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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