How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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