i barfeds in our rink
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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