Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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