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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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