And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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