just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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