Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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