I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Randomize
