White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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