your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left