this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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