i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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