would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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